Monday’s Three Burning Legal Questions
October 26, 2009
Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere. 1) Question: I am incapable of consistently parking my car in a standard 2.3-meter-wide parking spot. I just can’t do it. Are there any countries that will make accommodations for my disability? Answer: Are you a woman? If so, then South Korea has a special, pink-painted 2.5 meter-wide parking spot with your name on it. (Jonathan Turley) 2) Question: I am a police officer. A guy in the convenience store I’m in right now just took of his hat and, no lie, he has a small bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead! Now what? Answer: Just go peel it off of his forehead and arrest him. (The Faculty Lounge) 3) Question: I work for the Department of Justice. I have been assigned to something called the “Taint Team.” Should I be, um, concerned with this designation? Answer: No. This is a legit group. Carry on. (South Florida Lawyers)